check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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