Nicole vs. Life
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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