why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He is an equal opportunity slut.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
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I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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