Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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