This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
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South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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