its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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