Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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