Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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