How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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