drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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