well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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