i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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