You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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