im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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