No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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