Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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