Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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