So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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