And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Randomize