worst night to have a conscience
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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