Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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