call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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