you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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