And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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