I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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