Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Thank you for not boning my boss.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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