is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
