How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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