Grow some girl-balls and come out already
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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