I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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