are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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