her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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