well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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