I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
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Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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