If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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