We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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