hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
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I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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