i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
you never un-have a 4some
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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