i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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