bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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