This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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