I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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