Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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