just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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