we're blogging at a bar
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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