wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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