just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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