You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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