ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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