worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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