One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
