I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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