Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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