just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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