do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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