Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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