You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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