so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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