ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You dont lie about slip and slides
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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