i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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