some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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