I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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