go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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